When: On next St. Spasmus Day
Why: Because it caused Mrs. Alma Grumble to
fracture her wrist while stirring batter.
Where: In the Mort Rat Tearoom (where Duncan Hines
died)
Who: Monica Lewinsky (and in case of her illness
-Dame Whina Cooper of New Zealand)
What: A cacophony of bursting Spandex (symphony
of sounds made when fat women wear too
small clothes that begin to snap at the
same time.)
hi mr or mrs pshaw i would like to know what does monica lewinsky or any of this have to do with the titanic this is a very sick joke this is not the place to have this joke because many people died on the titanic and this message board is for people who have serious questions about the ship so lets give the people who died and those who survived the sinking some respect ok jennifer mueller
