Norwegian Epic

[Matthew Thedford]

All of that stuff on the front, who thought that was a good idea? I bet the aprroval went like this.

"Oh crap."
"What?"
"I forgot about the villa class spaces. It's too late to fiddle around with the design now."
"Damn. Our customers will be so enraged. What do we do now?"
"I just had an idea, let's just tack it onto the front of the ship. I know it's not a great idea, but it's the only good option."
"Well if the passengers are happy..."

 

[Doug Criner]

I've been on several cruises. The photos look gaudy. When this ship pulls into a third-world Caribbean port with its 4,100 passengers, there will have to be over 60 tour busses lined up on the pier, waiting. No thanks. This type of cruise will be popular with bowling leagues, etc. We just want peace and quiet - we'll cruise on a small ship or, if necessary, we'll just stay at home.