>If someone was going to go (almost) skinny-dipping, he should at least go on a cruise appropriately themed for it!
Another travel horror story- Mike and I were one a cruise a while back, and one of the beach excursions, sold to the mostly-born-during-the-reign-of Queen- Victoria passengers, was to a beach where....uhhh....bathing suits were somewhat optional, and EXTREMELY brief when worn at all. The only thing scarier than our fellow passengers who rebelled at the thought, were those who did not. Yes, I KNOW...life is not only meant for the enjoyment of the young, toned, and users of electrolysis....but it was still the stuff of nightmares. I relaxed enough to loosen my tie, but that was it.