Shelley:
Thanks for the detailed message. My wife, bless her, read it, and commented "And I thought you were weird!" Then I reminded her about her fanaticism for the Denver Broncos, including blankets, wristwatches, trash cans, dolls, statues, plaques, playing cards, posters, coffee mugs, T-shirts, jerseys and jackets, shoelaces, ball caps, beach towels, and clocks, and she was quiet for a second. Then I told her that the gigantic poster of John Elway hanging over our bed made me feel less of a man, and that made her feel guilty, and she was quiet for another second. Then....
Ok, so actually, she's still asleep, but if she ever bugs me again about all my Titanic books, magazines, videos, models, puzzles, games, T-Shirts, blankets, beach towels, posters, drawings, plates, wind-up chimes, or breath mints, I'm gonna shove your message right down her throat, and tell her to bake me a Titanic cake.
Understandably Yours,
TitanicMan